dorky things you've said around others

topic posted Mon, July 3, 2006 - 8:49 AM by  Heather
For example,
We had a dinner party the other night, and one of the other girls asked what was that special metal that makes up Wolverine's skeletonal system.

I was the first one to blurt out "Adiantum!"

None of the other three girls knew it. I knew it before all the other four guys could remember it.

I win the Dork award for the evening!
posted by:
Heather
New Orleans
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    Sat, July 22, 2006 - 2:12 AM
    Well I can't think of anything recently but "I carried a watermelon" is my favorite dorky line in Dirty Dancing.
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      Mon, July 24, 2006 - 8:49 PM
      I second "I carried a watermelon" - I really felt her pain.
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        Mon, July 24, 2006 - 9:30 PM
        I really don't know... It happens with so much frequency that I'm batting 1000 when it comes dorky speach.
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          Tue, July 25, 2006 - 9:09 AM
          :) I guess I just don't get embarrassed about it. I mean I used scifi language and people look at me crosseyed! Like What the Frell??? (Farscape) or Frackin A! (Battlestar Gallactica) I try not to curse so fictional scifi curse words fit the bill when I am in need of a verbal release!
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            Tue, July 25, 2006 - 11:41 AM
            I hadn't really noticed how dorky my use of language is until I moved away from the land of my people. It seems most of my peers are super duper geeks and nerdy computer sci-fi dorks... or very nice.

            If I understand correctly, the language used on Farscape for swearing is actually Chinese swearing.
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              Tue, July 25, 2006 - 2:09 PM
              Firefly used a lot of chinese for swearing on prime time.

              Dorky things said ... Short version of story - met a woman at Worldcon, decided not to flaunt my geeky side and not talk about what I did for a living (cleaned up nuclear waste). Things were actually going well. We were on our way to a lunch date when I ran into a buddy of mine. Les is a research director at Huntsville and he's walking with a couple of European scientists also attending the con. He introduces me to his colleuges (sp?) and tells them where I work. One of them asks a technical question about radioactive waste in a german accent (cliche?). Without thinking I blurt out an ubergeeky answer that impressed them all. I was so proud of myself that I completely failed to notice my date looking at me with a very concerned expression. They headed back to the con and us to our lunch date. For some reason she was really quiet. I don't think she was the techgeek type and didn't seem too tolerant of those working in the nuclear field. She was more into costumers and filkers. But I did know the answer.
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    Tue, August 8, 2006 - 8:15 AM
    Oh I have used scifi cursing... such as Frell, or Frack :))) What the Frell??? People are like WTF? and there of course will be the occassional BG fan or Farscape fan that gets it... but most are like what the hell are you talking about.???
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      Fri, January 19, 2007 - 3:56 AM
      I was out with a friend the other day (a fellow Dickens Fair gal) and she was yelling about finding a "Gorram parking space" while we were circling the block. I couldn't stop giggling.

      We spent the rest of the night using Farscape/Firefly -isms and getting weird looks from the waiters at the sushiboat place.
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    Tue, August 8, 2006 - 6:44 PM
    A friend took me to a toy store to shop for her daughter's birthday present.

    At this particular store there was a display of historical "action" figures from various time periods and eras.

    So I picked up the "Roman Centurion" and "Greek Senator" figure and played out the "do you prefer oysters or snails" scene from Spartacus.

    My companion wanted to drag me out by my ear.
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      Sat, September 2, 2006 - 7:47 PM
      Standing in a crowded lobby area at work, having a conversation. Someone to the side of me says something that bashes Trekkies. Cute dork girl behind the counter quips "whats wrong with Trekkies?" I turn to her in all seriousness and say "Live long and prosper" and flash her a Vulcan V. I turn back to my friends that I was talking to, planning on starting up the conversation where I left off. Unfortunatly they're all staring at me with thier mouths open.
      The good news is, the girl behind the desk and I are now friends and she's coming over tomorrow to watch FireFly, cause she's never seen it. And she's gonna love it.
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    Sat, September 2, 2006 - 11:29 PM
    A group of friends and I were sitting around in a pub one recent evening translating Catullus merely because we're all overly fond of Latin. In the particular poem at which we were then looking, the word 'formosa' held quite a prominent place in a line. Commonly, 'formosa' is loosely put into English as 'beautiful', but quite a few Latin language dorks have an issue with that (myself included, as the word is actually far more connected to 'well-proportioned' or 'well-formed/made'), so we were tossing around other translations. Someone offered 'comely', which prompted agreement from another who liked its 'rustic, farm sense, like a Hardy girl with rosy cheeks'. One of our group looked up and said, 'Like Jude's first girlfriend' to which I replied, 'Isn't that a bit Obscure?'.

    Later on that night, we were laughing about how easily Latin can be mistranslated due to a number of factors, and the running joke became 'I spent twenty-five years forgoing love, entertainment, family, *life* only to realize that the first three words were in the wrong order!'

    None of the other patrons at the pub even walked near our table that night.