I'm just curious where to rate myself on the Dork-O-Meter, can y'all give me some context?
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Fri, September 16, 2005 - 1:53 PMthe dorkiest date i ever went on... Balticon (anime/LARP/RPG convention) made dinner myself while watching Monty Python films and falling asleep drunk on the floor (good thing... I DID get laid later in the weekend) -
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Tue, January 10, 2006 - 5:15 AMHmmph, Balticon.
I went on a dorky date at Otakon. I was dressed as Chocolate from Sorcerer Hunters and ended up meeting a guy dressed as Carrot who took me out to dinner....
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Fri, September 16, 2005 - 2:33 PMMidnite showing of the movie Aliens (long ago) while still wearing my SCA garb. We went to the theater just up the street from the feast. But my date was dorkier, she cheered the heroes and boo-ed the villains. -
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Fri, September 16, 2005 - 7:35 PMHelp my Dom write and debug his Website. Naked. -
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Sat, September 17, 2005 - 2:01 PMi got a blow job in the bathroom at comic con after the masquerade and b4 a screening of Napolean Dynamite. -
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Sun, September 18, 2005 - 4:36 PMWow. What was the blow jobber wearing--extra dork points if he/she was dressed like a comic book character. -
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Sun, September 18, 2005 - 6:26 PMshe was dressed like Alice and i was the Mad Hatter.....still get points? -
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Unsu...
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Mon, September 19, 2005 - 8:12 AMDefinitely. If you are at a convention and you are in some kind of costume that should earn some decent points. The only question is: Does this qualify as a 'date'!!!?
I can't really think of anything really dorky. I've had some boring dates and some lousy dates, but nothing that would really rank high on the dorkometer.
How about having to endure a diatribe about someone's jazz tape collection (yes, I said tape!!!) before going out?
I think that qualifies more on the 'geek' level than the dork level.
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Wed, October 19, 2005 - 12:14 PM>she was dressed like Alice and i was the Mad Hatter
Gives a whole new meaning to "Off with her head", doesn't it? -
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Thu, October 20, 2005 - 8:23 PM
refer to the excalibur films version of 'alice in wonderland.'
"i want her head!"
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Mon, April 24, 2006 - 7:38 PM--she was dressed like Alice and i was the Mad Hatter.....still get points?--
Yeah. The Mad Hatter is hot, yo. :)
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Thu, September 22, 2005 - 4:16 PMThis is pretty tame, but we chatted about the relative merits of two different sci fi/fantasy bookstores. Talked about the staff...by name. It was our first date.
On subsequent dates, we saw a movie about math and watched internet cartoons.
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Mon, October 17, 2005 - 7:40 PMThe thing that caught my eye about my ex-wife when I met her was that she knew about The Prisoner. -
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Mon, October 17, 2005 - 7:56 PMive enver been on a date -
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Mon, October 17, 2005 - 8:11 PMShowing up for Stepford Wives (the new one) 15 minutes late and totally drunk. We ended up getting being escorted by a cop (she was really hot) out of the theater. I felt kinda disappointed she didn't handcuff me. -
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Fri, November 11, 2005 - 2:13 PMI would normally get very nervous, then very drunk, then fall down and/or vomit. GORGEOUS! -
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Sat, November 12, 2005 - 11:33 PMThe question was posed during dinner "Out of everyone here, who's hot?"
*doh*
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Thu, September 14, 2006 - 1:01 PMI don't think that really counts as dorky. In my opinion it's best to see really bad movies while drunk. I saw chicken run drunk and it's still the best movie I've ever seen. But don't ask me what it was about. I do know there was something about spilled gummi bears though.
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Tue, October 18, 2005 - 7:21 PMAri, I hope that you are kidding. I can't see how someone as cute as you couldn't have been on a date. If it is true, then let me be the first to offer to take you on a date.
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Sat, June 17, 2006 - 10:30 AMhow dorky, Ari
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Thu, September 14, 2006 - 12:59 PMThank god. I was begining to feel like the only dork on here who's never been on a date.
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Tue, October 18, 2005 - 9:03 PMi once chortled thnorted milk out my noth on a date.
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Fri, November 11, 2005 - 9:00 AMI once took a girl to a roleplaying game convention. The most amazing part was that she actually enjoyed it! -
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Tue, November 15, 2005 - 12:40 PMgo on a nice date with my PJs and a bathrobe... fully equipped with my own chop-sticks and loads of safetypins. -
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Thu, December 8, 2005 - 11:44 AMWhen i was at the start of high school (re: first real boyfriend) i think we played a two person game of spin the bottle. too shy to just make out.
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Wed, March 1, 2006 - 4:27 PMNow, THAT gets top points
Kinda inspirational....
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Thu, December 29, 2005 - 7:52 PMI was making out with this girl then, clear out of the blue, I tell her that I don't think it's a good idea for us to have sex tonight, maybe it'd be better if we waited. She laughed and was like "DUDE!! I was NOT going to have sex with you.." (She subsequently used this to tease me for 6 weeks before she let me in her pants, fooking biatch). -
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Sat, June 17, 2006 - 10:33 AMneedless to say, she's gone?
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Tue, February 28, 2006 - 7:27 PMmy boyfriend at the time, loved to go out to eat at a fancy restaurant......and then go to some ice cream parlor for dessert that served gourmet dishes, (chocolate to die for).
I was always too FULL to really go bananas at the chocolate bar so I suggested we skip dinner one night and just go straight to Dolce's ....so we did.
We had a fabulous time! We ate so much that we felt sick. Not a good idea......I still love chocolate though!
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Wed, March 1, 2006 - 4:24 PMPlayed a whole load of Jon Stewart & Stephen Colbert downloads. She didnt really laugh. Thats OK, we were about to have sex. I just wanted to play them coz I get a kick out of playing them to people & laughing at the same clips I saw a week ago. Its a bit of a drug.
Show me someone who does the same thing, and I will not only be their friend, but will have sex with them too!!!!!
Sigh...
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Sun, March 5, 2006 - 6:59 PMUmmmm...took a date to the Tilden Steam Trains...is that dorky at all? -
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Tue, April 25, 2006 - 3:59 PMHell no that's not dorky. I would be swept away. I love the Tilden Trains.
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Thu, April 27, 2006 - 11:52 AMI'd love it CTP but I'd want to go horseback riding too!
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Mon, April 24, 2006 - 7:40 PMWith my ex-f, on our first 2 night-in-with-a-movie dates, I picked The Graduate & Yellow Submarine.
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Tue, April 25, 2006 - 2:30 PMTook a date to an All night D& D game...
Taught a Date to Brew Beer...
Took a Date to visit a friend named Edgar, who she found to her Horror was a Raven and I read him Poe... -
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Thu, April 27, 2006 - 11:54 AM** Took a Date to visit a friend named Edgar, who she found to her Horror was a Raven and I read him Poe... ***
I have a friend who would have dropped her drawers right there, she gets totally hot for Poe LOL -
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Thu, April 27, 2006 - 7:59 PMhell who doesn't -
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Tue, June 13, 2006 - 12:05 PMMy date and I were at an Italian restaraunt, during the meal I excused myself to go to the mens room and returned with my balls protruding from my fly...the were covered in fra diavlo sauce...don't ask because I don not know.
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Sat, June 17, 2006 - 8:02 PMa prom of some sort
I drug him outside, talked him into ditching the prom and took him to a punk rock show - in our formal wear. -
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Sun, August 6, 2006 - 11:09 PMthat's not dorky- that's punk as fuck.
If you went to Rocky Horror and did the timewarp, well that's a different story. -
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Thu, October 5, 2006 - 4:23 PMask me what I did for post prom festivities......
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Sun, June 18, 2006 - 2:18 PMI decide to wear my Everything's a Dollar flip flops reinforced with paper clips when I went out with a minor (17, so I found out) for a toke and a flick....after telling her parents that I am six years younger than my actual age.
We watched Ice Age 2, stoned. Afterward, we (I, actually) talked about psychology and religion all the way back to her parent's apartment, catching a number of eye rolls along the way.
When we finally reach the front she gets out promptly and says, "buy some shoes you f**kin' creep." Slams the door.
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Sun, August 6, 2006 - 8:02 PMPlayed video games all night. Um or maybe it was when I went to date movie alone. Does that count?....lol
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Sun, August 6, 2006 - 8:29 PMgotten into a shower with a girl and did'nt realize she wanted to have sex.
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Sun, August 6, 2006 - 8:40 PMGoing for a drive with a girl I liked in High school. we parked in the normal makeout spot- romantic scenic dockside parking. Other cars are doing the same. I'm waving to my friends - Hi!!! How are youooo!!
girl in passenger seat brings beer, she's asking me to watch how high her legs go up in the air, they can touch the windshield, ceiling, etc. I'm like that's a neat trick- I can do the same. after a couple of hours, I just ask if she wants to go home because it's a school night. She looked at me dead on and sadly murmured , OK I guess.
I dropped her off and got the news a week later in english class that I squandered this golden opportunity.
Yup that's me- I can fuck up a wet dream.....
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Tue, August 8, 2006 - 6:38 PMI had a similar scenario.
Lady wanted to spend the night with me and gets ready in my bedroom.
I didn't realize she wanted to have sex with me until she asked: "Do you always sleep fully clothed?"
(I was trying to be a gentleman, I guess.) -
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Thu, August 17, 2006 - 3:20 PMi) Not realised I was on a date until it was nearly over and was rather thrown by the situation.
ii) Thought I was on a date and turned out that I wasn't (this was a separate occasion).
Can't say either reached the stage where the bedroom or clothing removal were involved -
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Fri, September 1, 2006 - 1:53 PMPlayed Lord of the Rings Risk while watching Two Towers in the background.
Got into an epic Worms 3D battle, for about two hours, then watched invader Zim downloads.
Went to Fry's and argued about computer configurations, then argued MAC vs PC all the way back to my place.
All three of them different people.
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